Dear Charlie Day
I’m not usually into short guys, but for you I’m making an exception. You are just that funny. Though you play bizarre, childlike and often disgusting characters, I still find myself crushing on you. It’s a gift, dude. Few people are THAT funny. I mean, look at John Candy or, more recently, Zach Galifianakis. Funny, funny guys. But crush-worthy? Not really, at least not for me.
Maybe it’s because there’s something sweet and almost charming about even that moral-black-hole you play on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. You seem like a lovable man-child, even when you’re shouting and making poop jokes. And I think you know it. I think you play it up.
I’ve probably reached my backhanded compliment quota for the day, huh? I’ll just wrap this sucker up, then.
Anyway, thanks for the laughs,
Dani